Happy Halloween!

Tell the story of Halloween from the perspective of a piece of candy.

I Love America

In preparation for your entry into the Patriotic Audio Essay Competition, discuss some of the reasons why you are optimistic about our nation's future. 

Ha! Ha!

We had the luxury of hearing a professional comedian in school on Friday.  Give examples of how "Bubba Bradley" used the four elements of satire in his routine.  Some were more obvious than others.  Do your best to analyze his routine using those elements.  He also talked about using humor to advance your ideas and opportunities.  I might argue that writing satire is one of the most difficult genres and requires a lot of discipline as well as creativity.  End your post with a joke.  It can be original or borrowed, but it must be clean. 


Q: What do you say when you are comforting an English teacher?
A: There, Their, They're

Arguing Language

Provide us with a point that you plan to make in regards to whether or not language should be legislated in America.  Make ONE claim and provide evidence.  You will make a lot of claims in your paper, I am asking that you make just one here.  It will hopefully open a discussion about language and some reasons why it should or should not be legislated.  What is your opinion?  Again, make one claim with evidence.